Heimmmus Prime

Heimmmus Prime is the half brother of Optimus Prime and also helps keep peace within Earth. If you ever need Heimmmus Prime call the emergency services.

"Help I've fallen and can't get up I need Heimmmus Prime."
*Heimmmus Prime flys through the window*

"Don't worry Heimmmus Prime is here!"

"Thank you Heimmmus Prime you're the best!"

Pettimus prime

Some one who is the leader of petty

Dude you are pettimus prime

Nemesis Prime

A transformer who is a doppelganger of optimus prime, used normally as a threat to both factions

Oh no, its Nemesis Prime!!

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

Shoptimus Prime

When a certain family member or friend discovers Amazon Prime and becomes a raging shopping machine

"There are no less than 3 boxes at the mailbox every day!"
"Shoptimus Prime is on the interwebs again..."

Prime Plumage

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

Ockerus Prime

A penis that is erect due to its transformation from small to large.

Yoshi's Ockerus Prime was a standard 12inches.