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A fruit flavored beverage mixed with unhealthy amounts of grain alcohol, usually consumed directly from a container of no less than 1 gallon for guaranteed effectiveness. Strong chance that consumption will lead to rioting and fighting, with added possibilities of pillaging, plundering and conquering of small villages.
Let's drink some riot punch before the game and bring the pain. I'm gonna annihilate some poor girl's vagina.
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sucker punching someone from behind and slamming their head into the ice.
you should give that guy a bertuzzi punch
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Also known as the Hillbilly abortion.
The fetus punch is when a hillbilly who's girlfriend is pregnant and wants to have the child gets punched in the area containing the fetus in an attempt to kill the fetus.
Billy bob ray gave is girlie a fetus punch!
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Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch
A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.
Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.
It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.
FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.
"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"
Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.
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like a sucker punch, but weak, like a bitch.
As soon as Mike bitch punched Jeff, he proceeded to play Tetris on Mike's face.
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The act of being so mad you could punch a baby
I'm so mad I could punch a baby
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A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.
My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.
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