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While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.
8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward
guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently
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Where a man approaches a large woman and asks for a hug, whilst being granted the hug the man whispers in the womans ear "you fat rodeo pig". Hearing this the large lady or 'Rodeo Pig' goes into a frenzy, the man must hold onto the woman for as long as possible while she tries to flail free of the iron-grip hug.
"I hold the World Record for a Rodeo Pig, 30 seconds on the back of a Moby-Dick look-alike"
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When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.
I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo
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To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.
My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.
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A monstrous hybrid of Japanese fish truck parts and GM electrical work named after its ride.
I do a special Native American rain dance and say five Hail Mary's every morning before starting my Isuzu Rodeo.
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