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Ronald

The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.

Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.

by IsaBALL April 15, 2019


Ronald Schwarzenegger

A famous news actor that doesn't like anybody and likes to smoke weed

Do you can't do that you can't be a Ronald Schwarzenegger no stupid bastard don't be him or your bastard

by The basterdly bitch December 17, 2020


Ronald Keneth

A goal oriented and responsible person they say, I say he is the love of my life. He taught me weird things out of my comfort zone. He is my first in a lot of things and hopefully he would be my last. I know that he deserve good things that the world can offer because he is so diligent despite of the challenges that he is facing right now. He may not express himself very well through text but he can be the sweetest sometimes. Iloveyou so much, keep going!!!

Do you know Ronald Keneth?

Yes, he is my boyfriend.

by Cheesyspaghetti November 24, 2021


Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 20, 2021


Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023


Ronald Reagan

When a hot prostitute is passed back and forth between an Iranian and a Nicaraguan while ignoring that she has AIDS. You then finish by peeing on her as a form of a tip, i.e. trickle-down economics.

Ey essay, me and this Iranian guy gave this ho the Ronald Reagan, man. I probably need to go to the free clinic but it was worth it vato.

by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024


Ronald Reagan

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Jimmy Intercourse.

You know who the best musician is? Ronald Reagan

by FirewildX November 23, 2024