root beer

2 black people having sex the man skeet on her entire body thus creating the foam

man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.

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rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

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root rage

1) Spontaneous and aggressive use (or threats to use) UNIX administration power to punish users with lesser privileges.

Most often resulting from an overblown ego and heightened sense of self importance linked to root privileges.

2) A cavalier attitude toward others with lesser user privileges.

A characteristic of most Unix System Administrators.

"I got another email from our unix sysadmin threatening to pull me from the sudoers list. He must be having another root rage day"

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hang a root

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

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root pry

a threat bestowed upon a wench before one has no choice but to "slap a bitch"

Gabbay was going to root pry yo ass before Diana came to slap a bitch.

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Square Roots

An excuse for having too much enough free time...

I memorize square roots in my free time...

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Drop Root

To excrete feces from the anus by means of bowel movement, name so for its tendril or root-like appearance as it lays at the bottom of the bowl. The term also applies to feces that floats at the top of the bowl, as there are many plants that live atop water.

In a business or formal environment: 'If you will be so kind as to excuse me for just a moment, I must promptly drop root in the nearest lavatory.'

Upon Finishing an Extraordinarily Large Bowel Movement: 'Oh my goodness, I just dropped root like a California redwood! I thought I was going to die!'

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