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When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth
How was last night?
Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.
Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?
Yeah
When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap
A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
Hold on, I’ll be right back! I gotta take a San Francisco!
The saddest city I've lived in. People are cramped in like sardines. Homes are squeezed so tightly next to each other there's no space at all. You open your curtains to see a wall. There's no grass or yard, just concrete. There's so many homeless and drug dealers that Joe citizen can't walk down the street safely. The homeless defacate and urinate on the sidewalks. There's trash all over the place. It's sad, so very, very sad.