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1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.
2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
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When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.
DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*
Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"
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The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.
oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!
The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.
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SYD THE Squid is a squid whose name is syd
IT's Syd the Squid
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an anus, usually a man's, that has been used for sex so frequentally that the rectum actually begins to fall out itself....resembling an angry squid.
"after that train we ran on Jim, his bum is starting to resemble a squid beak."
"what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, but it involves your squid beak."
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To surprise another.
Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.
He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!
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