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a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.
"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"
After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.
Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)
Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.
Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.
Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.
Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.
I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.
Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.