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When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.
The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.
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A woman who is so petty that she will take your parents belongings. The only woman who could tolerate marrying your yt gorilla looking brother. A woman who has 4 chins attached to her throat. A woman who will take everything you own.
I was attacked by Susan Buuck Tachik when parents passed away. She taken all of their belongings including their house.
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Well, when Susan B. Anthony was working in the whole womens suffrage movement to get women the right to vote, there was a black man working alongside her, helping her for that, but also helping blacks get the right to vote...
Black men got the right to vote and he was just like 'Peace, bitch!' and ditched her... didnt even help her get hers.
So, it's called gettin' "Susan B. Anthony'd!"
It works for plans you have with someone:
"My sister & I were gonna take pix to put on facebook... but she took pix of herself & just ditched me... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
OR
It can work for sex:
"So Jen, how was the sex with Mike last nite?"
"Well, I got close to the big O but then he just came & rolled over and went to sleep... I totally got Susan B. Anthony'd."
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person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
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Something this weird chick from Austin made up, and now she uses it ALL the time b/c she thinks it's cool or whatever.
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally started Susan B. Anthoning my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog."
Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"
Megan: "cause you're tall, of course."
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A saying this crazy hot chick in Austin made up. But now she uses it all the time, and won't shut up! It's SBA this, SBA that!
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally SBA'd the fuck out of my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog. My thigh is actually sore today!"
Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"
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Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.
Lyrics:
I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
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