A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.
"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."
"I am at a loss for words."
When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)
Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick
When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her
Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.
Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned
"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."
"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."
When male and female go down on another female
Me and my girl pull up a teddy
to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
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