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Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
When you have to say thank to legendary Indianapolis wide receiver T.Y. Hilton.
Oh Thank You Hilton
A phrase used by students when annoyed by the quality of school lunches, referring to reforms made by Michelle Obama.
This food sucks. Thanks other Obama.
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What queer people say instead of thank god
Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time
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When you are have anal sex and and tou spit on her back to make her think that you came but when she turns around you cum on her face.
The look on her face was priceless when I gave her a Cincinnati thank you.
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"Thank u, next" Is a popular song performed by Ariana Grande, the song is about her real life, but the music video makes it look like a fictional character's life, but in a weirdly lovely way.
The meaning of the song is that she got enough pain by loving boys, some people said that she turned into loving girls, so the point of the song is "Thank u boys, girls next"; Anyways it's not a fact, because she has tried already lesbian experiences.
The music video breaks the record as the most watched video on youtube in the first 24 hours, and the special things about the music video is that it revived some of best popular old movies and included popular youtubers and actors.
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One of the two most shocking things you can say on thinksgiving at the thinksgiving dinner. especily if your a guy.
Dad: so wat are you thinkful for son.
Son: I'm thankful for cock.
Dad: Oh my God!
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