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Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
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Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.
Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
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the sweetest town ever in New Jersey on the coast
Red Bank kicks little Silver's ass
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Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
Did she just pop out?
Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank
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a beautiful woman, no doubt.
a singer...forget it!!!
Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video
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Reigning master of the hip-hop methaphors.
Why you wit him if his troops don't buck/
I'll have the coroner wrapping you in plastic like a Fruit Roll-Up/
I get brain like every female in my past's intelligent/
And go through more nuts than the average elephant/
They actin' like they own slugs and armoury/
But if we bump heads they be talkin' faster than Bone Thugs N Harmony"
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Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.
"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"
"What..? God damnit..."
(2nd guy facepalms)
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