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flying batman

Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.

I heard Tim performed the flying batman on Friday night.

by Silver Pigeon September 8, 2017

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Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman

guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod

by THE RHOG November 9, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batman a ho

In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.

Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.

"I batmanned your mom last night"

"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"

To batman a ho is to know jesus.

by Skullthuggery November 13, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batman (adjective)

Awesome, Heroic, or Bad-ass.

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

switch awesome with Batman (adjective):

"dude that shit was totally Batman!"

by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.

My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.

by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden batman

Taking a girl turning her upside down, puting a cape on her, then piss all over her fucking face

I did a golden batman with that bitch.

by Blake Adams October 17, 2007

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