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Sulee The Bear

Sulee The Bear really doesnt know alot. He always sleeps and always eats. He is also a pro at rocket league and fortnite, althought when the bear plays fortnite he mashes the controller!

Debiddo: Hey look its Sulee The Bear

SpitFire: Sulee is a good bear and he doesnt eat humans.

by DebiddoFan June 16, 2021


Bear Principle

The bear principle is the theoretical idea that you don't need to be able to outrun an angry bear to escape; you only have to outrun the guy next to you.

Can be used as a metaphor for almost anything where the "bear" is some type of authority and you are the one trying to not get eaten. Evading police, cheating, internet piracy, drug dealing, etc.

When it comes to internet piracy, the bear principle states that while it is difficult or impossible to be completely anonymous when torrenting, IP blockers like PeerBlock will focus the attention of the "bear" on those that take no precautions at all. Anti-piracy types are not likely to go through the extra effort needed to track you when there are plenty of people who can be tracked effortlessly.

by pillowpants0804 January 17, 2013

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What the Bear

A phrase used in situations in which someone does something bizarre.

This phrase was from my sixth grade class. I was obsessed with bears at the time, so whenever someone would do something weird or crazy, I would say, "What the bear!"

Completely random, right?

"That guy is running backwards up a tree!"
"Hey, what the bear!"

by Ayer! November 26, 2013

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Sweaty Bear

Sweaty Bear is a nickname given to a boy that is over weight and sweats a lot.

See that fat guy, he looks like a Sweaty Bear.

by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010


bear trek

(noun) english slang for a lengthy walk, a large distance covered by foot

(note: bear is basically an adjective that can be used instead of 'very', examples are 'that bus is Bear Big'

'Mother teresa, that walk was a fucking Bear trek!'

by BBHGHGH October 20, 2008


water bear

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018


Prizzly Bear

A Prizzly is a mix between a polar bear and grizzly bear. Indigenous to Canada, they make their living by mauling innocent by-standers, and eating their tasty insides, later discarding their fleshy husks.

Contrary to common belief, Prizzlies are not colored with a mix of white and brown, but can change colors at will, and camouflage in accordance with their surroundings. This tactic is useful when stalking it's human prey.

A little known fact of Prizzlies, is that they are in fact, cold-blooded, but unlike other cold-blooded creatures, these vile beasts absorb their warmth from the limp carcasses of their human victims as they gorge on their internal organs. These vicious killers are predicted to attempt to take over the world in the bear uprising of 2088.

Prizzly Bear Facts:

-As it becomes an adult, it can be as tall as 7', weigh 500lbs (and be 6" long).
-A Prizzly bear, when provoked, will fling fecal matter at its enemy until covered.
-All Prizzly bears enjoy rap music ... because they're down with that.
-An estimated 6,900 Prizzly bears perished durring the Holocaust.
-These gruesome creatures lurk anywhere there is honey or blood to be found.
-The eyes of the Prizzly can paralyze a victim if he/she looks into them directly.
- Prizzly Bears are able to tolerate temperatures as cold as -1000 degrees celsius while still butt-naked.

by HelpPlz March 7, 2007

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