catch base

To catch up with someone in a sexual manner. Implies you want to catch up to base (1-4) with base being making out, to 4 being a home run (sex).

'Hey Paul, would be great to catch base with you soon.'

'Fuck off Mike, I'm married'

catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

catching booty

Same as "Getting some" sometimes in a treehouse or any other place. OM

Me: Hey Trev, where is York?

Trev: he's at a girls house, probably catching booty.

catch a vaps

To act strangely all of a sudden

We were getting all good good, all of a sudden d man just catch a vaps, and start to behave stupid.

catch paper

When a confrontation, usually in a ghetto neighborhood, presents itself, and who ever wins catches paper meaning dollar bills after the other person who is betting against you and you win they throw the money up in disgust and you catch papaer.

What up hommie you wanna catch paper?

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deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

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Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

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