Another word for a computer chair.
"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
Chair sauce is when your chair be dripped up and icy
Yo your chair got the sauce
You mean the chair sauce
Ye
When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.
Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!
#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School
Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.
dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!
A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.
Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.
If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
Golden Chair I'll be right back.
The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.