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Sexual slang for inserting the thumb into a woman's vagina while simultanously inserting four fingers into her anus.
Bob: I heard you went home with Cindy last night
Jack: Yeah, and I totally gave her the Dirty Crab
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A dance that symbolises the movement of a crab, often accompanied with arched legs, and movement of arms and hands like pinsors.
My Chumphreys did the crab dance, it was hilarious!
He promised us a Crab Dance at the end of the year
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The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.
friend 1: i cant believe he did that. I'm getting revenge crabs on him.
friend 2: oh shit
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n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."
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verb. The act of escaping from an awkward situation.
"Crabbing out" often follows "awkward turtle".
The signal for crabbing out is placing both hands next to your shoulders and rotating your wrists forward and towards your neck, a few times. This represents a crab moving sideways.
Person: We were all standing in a circle and didn't realize John was standing there. When someone mentioned how much of a wanker he was, I was quick to crab out.
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A rather deep minge infested with crabs that live in its maze of tubes!
I got crabs off that random whore I shagged last night! It was a right fuckin crab warren down there like!!!
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When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus
Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.
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