A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...
Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
(verb) Masturbating.
My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!
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grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏
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A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.
Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.
A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.
Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"
Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.
Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”