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When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !
Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.
I still need help.
This is when you are "helping a brother out" and he farts on your head. See help a brother out for definiton
The only thing rob loves more than helping a brother out is copping the reverse help a brother out fair in the face!
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Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.
Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.
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If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol
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Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"
"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.
Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*
Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"
Andrew: "Bastard!!"
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I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.
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