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a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier
"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"
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1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).
2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.
3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.
1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.
2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.
3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.
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Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
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To make a phone call (mostly used by African Americans.)
A: "Yo... sorry I am late Bro."
B: "Yeah... I just was goin´ to hit on the horn."
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a man who all he thinks about is sex and getting in to a womans pants
wow that tyler wilson kid is such a horn dog thats all he talks about is having sex
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Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.
"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"
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