half your age plus 5

The general rule for the adolescent to acceptable dating , and further relations. Generally used by teens and young adults.
Has begun to be used more often in 2013, as it's becoming more socially acceptable.
Half your age plus 5.

Miley: I'm totally going to hook up with tom.
Anna: You're only 14!!!
Miley: It's fine, I've reached pubery, and I'm old enough. And considering the half your age plus 5 rule, it's fine.
Anna: He's 18...
Miley: 1/2(18) = 9 + 5 = 14.
Anna: Ahh makes sense now.

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En chaussette c’est plus chouette

Il s’agit d’une expression utilisée lorsque quelqu’un souhaite pratiquer un acte sexuelle avec autrui. Elle est souvent utilisée lorsqu’une attirance physique est ressentie.

Je pense que l’on devrait aller plus loin parce que n’oublie pas qu’en chaussette c’est plus chouette.

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

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half-your-age-plus-seven

There's 1300 reviews on this phrase, and no one has managed to figure out the reverse of this rule? Surely my town wasn't the brightest of the lot?

If you're 40, 27 and younger is skezy, as 40/2+7 = 27.
If you're 40, 53 and older is skezy, as 40*3/2-7 = 53.

No one here seems to know how to write a formula. Half-your-age-plus-seven

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Emo Quartet plus tøp

The emo quartet consists of My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. Followers of CrankThatFrank (youtuber) usually include Twenty Øne Piløts even though they aren't really apart of it.

I love the Emo Quartet plus TØP!

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Are plus sized women attractive to anyone?

A repetitious ploy for attention used on anonymous apps. This is reposted every few hours by fat chicks on anonymous apps because they know that the guys that pity them the most will reply and say “yes” to give them the exact amount of recognition that they are seeking. Fatties also know that, because of the amount of sadness and pity, it will make their post automatically go to a “Hot” or “Popular” page which, unfortunately, is everyone’s main objective in their sad, sad life as it makes them feel recognized.

*eating Big Mac* Are plus sized women attractive to anyone? *burps*

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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

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