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It is when your hitting it doggy style and as you pull out she lays a steamer on your shaft that is perfectly balanced.
Synonym: relishing the frankfurter
Josh:”hey Jamie that was one steady poop shaft you laid on me last night.”
Jamie:”ya I just couldn’t hold it.”
Josh:”The stench had me rolling”
Jamie”me too.”
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When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.
Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.
During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true American heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the American flag shaft.
It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die
John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore
Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now
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Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft.
'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked'
'Yeah worst thing was he had All Bell - No Shaft!!'
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