Grey hound skirt

An article of clothing worn by a female, to make herself look classy.

"She was wearing the greyhound skirt"
"Oh Yeah?"
"It was an inch from the hair!"

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Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

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blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

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National Skirt Day (NSD)

National Skirt Day, this is a day when all the girls where I live wear a skirt for the entire day. Some have panties under the skirt, some have thongs and g-strings under the skirt, and some girls wear nothing under the skirt. This day is the day in which one girl will not have think in their minds..."Will I be the only girl wearing a skirt today?"

National Skirt Day is on the date of-- March 10th and it started the year of 1998, so, the very first National Skirt Day was, 3/10/1998. March 10, 1998 was the start of National Skirt Day, so be honored to know that the tenth day in March is a very special day. NATIONAL SKIRT DAY.

Man- "Hey girl, are you wearing a skirt for me tomorrow?"

Girl- "Yes, I am wearing a skirt tomorrow, but not for you. I am wearing one because it is National Skirt Day tomorrow."

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Pull your Skirt Down

To stop acting like a bitch

You scared. Man, pull your skirt down B

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Girl wearing a skirt as a top

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic

Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top

blows my skirt up

a. Pleases me.
b. Turns me on.

a. "Yeah, I enjoyed 'The Matrix,' but a really good film like 'Run Lola Run' is more the kinda thing that really blows my skirt up."

b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"

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