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A spider that is green as it lives in Chernobyl
Oh no there is a green spider. If it bites me I will turn into rip off spider man
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The sparse amount of hair around nipples.
Nothing worse than finding Twin Spiders under the covers.
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A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.
My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
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When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.
If we were in love we would spider poop.
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When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
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Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done
Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.
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When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.
I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.
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