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A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
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The act of two/three people touching knuckles in celebration of something. While the knuckle touch is similar to the pound it is more gentle.
Bud and Justin knuckle touch after the sweet madden play.
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
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The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
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A new horizon and or level of making love to an individual beyond natural measure, it is so satisfying that it escalates to a spiritual leve.
We soul touched on the kitchen counter last night.
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A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot
"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"
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It's like "touch grass" but during the winter, when there's usually snow.
Dude 1: I finally got that achievement, It took me 17 days!
Dude 2: What? go touch snow, will ya?
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