1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.
2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.
(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'
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a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
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Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.
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An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
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A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)
Man look at that one eyed trouser trout
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master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.
You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.
A double headed massive dildo!
Hey girl lets have some fun
hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??
FASHO'!
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