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This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").
Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
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The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.
Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
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the excess pee that remains in the bladder after urinating at a urinal. For men, a possible solution to unreleased urine flow, which can cause a variety of health problems (including cancer), is to stand with pants dropped at or below the knees, or to pee sitting down. This can be problematic in public restrooms, for obvious reasons, but the long term consequences can be devastating.
The consequences of unreleased urine flow can range from a few drops of piss dribbling down the leg to full-blown bladder cancer.
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A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.
{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!
Used to show when someone is pissed or having a bad day; pointing out when this has occured.
Damn, Josh has been acting like a real asshole today.
I know, I wonder who shit in his urinal.
When someone is using the urinal and you pull them away momentarily then let go;sending them almost face first in the struggle to get back.
Bill almost got face planted when Al pulled a urinal snap back on him!