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A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*
thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life
To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)
I am going to rage-quit my life.
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.
"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.
A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.
“Dude my life sucks ass!”