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A female that has exceptionally bad sexual technique, often marked by disinterest, lack of movement during sex, with minimal to no verbal feedback given to the male during the sexual interlude. Often times, she has a large vagina, making friction between the penis and vaginal wall nearly impossible. This condition is often secondary to her having had multiple sex partners of varying races. She will occasionally reach for the remote control or a cigarette during intercourse.
Man, that girl is really fucked up. I caught her looking over my shoulder watching TV while I was fucking her. It is still better than jerking off. She is just a warm place to cum.
Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!
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Elmwood = keely and jordan in the bathroom while jess is at UDF jamin on smoothies.
Ilia: Where the hell am i?
Werid ass crackhead: Ur in Elmwood missy!
Ilia:.....Ahh shit that's not where i parked my car! :(
anytime you look at the mirror and make werid ass kissy faces :P hahaha JORDAN!(and Keely/everybody else).....Jess= UDF......STILL!!!!!!!!! :) you'll find ilia somewhere...
where's waldo?
Weird ass crack head: you mean ilia?....She in Elmwood place ohio...Why you gonna finna try her? Bitch please
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Usually your hometown, but sometimes not.
San Diego is the BEST place on Earth, ever.
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The Grand Theft Auto V of Roblox.
Created by Roblox user dued1 in March of 2008, this game is exactly what it sounds like; and it has withstood the test of time quite well despite its simplistic concept and overall decline in quality since 2017. Nowadays, dued1 doesn't really "update" the game anymore; he just adds stuff without fixing problems that have existed in the game for years.
In other words, he's milking it. Just like how Rockstar is milking Grand Theft Auto V.
Work At A Pizza Place: The biggest cash cow in Roblox history.
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When someone with a smelly uncircumcised penis wipes it across the uper lip of an unsuspecting victim (or suspecting) causing them to smell rotten fish and cabbage for the rest of the day.
"Dude, after I didn't shower for a week and jacked off a lot I gave Lenny the WORST pike place market ever!"
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"There's a time and place for everything, and that's college."
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can't wait for your first thrust after i lubed it thoroughly in my mouth. in the face of global panic and doom-mongering.
the world is a crazy place. lets go home and fuck.
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