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to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)

I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!

by shm02 March 28, 2018


Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019


Facebook

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone

“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018


Facebook

A cesspool of shit

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook

by Skhizy November 12, 2019


facebook

it's shit

XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*

by attack helicopter B) January 16, 2021


Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest September 19, 2017


Facebook

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.

Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.

by DarthGyro October 18, 2016