brain toy

Mainly used in fanfiction. An idea that you know will never touch the computer screen or notebook that you play with in your head, usually involving some massive torture scenes and character pain.

See idea cat.

I'm working on another brain toy.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

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Toy Fairy

A mythical figure developed by parents in the 90's in order to discipline unruly children. Essentially her job is to find naughty boys and girls and whilst they slumber, she takes any and all toys that they may possess as a form of punishment. A note is supposedly sometimes left to inform the children of the misbehavior.

"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!"

"What is it sweety?"

"ALL MY TOYS ARE GONE!!!"

"I told you that the Toy Fairy was gonna come and take them."

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Toy Soldier

Someone or something that looks threatening, but in reality it can't do any harm.

"That guy is a total toy Soldier"

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favorite toy

Penis, usu. one's own.

Jack's off playing with his favorite toy again.

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tinkle toys

A euphemism for the private parts of a clown as brought about by the January 9, 2010 post on the Cake Wrecks website.

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys."

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dog toys

Chewing item that is made of either plush or plastic for animals to chew on

my puppy loves dog toys

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Toy Story

1. A very perverted movie made by Pixar. You may think this is a safe kid movie but really it contains pervertions such as, but not limited to :

Main character named Woody, talking about a boner.

Character named Buzz Lightyear, Talking about shaving pubes quickly.

The Movie Title is a reference to Sex Toys.

Blind Person: Dude I went to see Toy Story the other day and I'm utterly disturbed by what they deem "Rated G" these days!

Little Kid: Dad can i please get a Toy to play alongside my Woody?!?

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