Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

-or-

I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

-or-

I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

-or-

I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

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Train Ride

Noun: A sexual encounter involving two men and one woman. Usually indicating doggystle sex between one man and the woman while she blows the other man.

Past Tense: Rode the Train

David and Tom were excited about the Train Ride they were about to recieve from Amy.

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blackout train

A phrase used usually by college students to communicate the fact that they going to get so drunk that they will not remember anything the next morning.

Person 1: "The blackout train is departing at 9pm sharp, you wanna come?"

Person 2: "Yeah, get me a one way ticket on the blackout train"

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run the train

where multiple guys have sex with one girl.

YO Blaze, who'd you run the train with last night on Annie??

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Spoon Train

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.

eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc

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run train

When a bunch of guys have sex with the same girl one after another with no break for the girl

Yo tonight were going run train on that bitch Jenny
-Cool hopefully i'm not the caboose.

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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap

my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained

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