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The man dips his penis in ketchup. Then puts on a top hat. While still wearing socks, he undresses his man/woman/hooker while dancing/singing to Frank Sinatra. Then he he does the acceptor up the butt making a sorta hot dog. Then blowing it in her ear.
Galapanosis Treatment Hot Dog,,,is only a sex act you should use with the love and/or sex/fuck buddy of your life.
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a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.
“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”
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Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.
EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.
Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.
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Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.
Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.
-One in the pink, Two in the stink-
I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.
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When A Sample Of Food Is Hot And Spicy On The Tongue And Burns As It Squirts From Your Butthole.
That Spicy Chicken Burrito Punished Me With The Burn You Twice Treatment.
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A steaming and unusually large load of waz blown directly into the hair on the back of the recipient's head.... right after a good old fashioned anal pounding. (The kind that mom would be proud of. ) Recipient must be fairly skanky with a mild to full blown case of monkey butt.
Bill took that nasty bitch Jill home from the bar last night. He couldn't stand the sight of her face and her teeth looked like she made a career of eating gravel... so, he gave it to her real dirty in the dumper. As he was nearly finished, he thought, "What the hell, why not? " so, he pulled out and gave her a hot mud honey treatment.
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