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Black leather platform shoes that always go at least halfway up the leg and have either zippers, laces, or straps the whole length of the shoe. Also a fictional place where people wearing those shoes would go whilst wearing them.
-Her shoes are so vampire disco!
-Is she going to the vampire disco?
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When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
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Going down on a girl during her menstrual cycle - mitch
Man she was on her period but I you know I gave her a vampire bite
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The perfect Horror Book and movie ever written and made. The only fault with the movie is that i ahte Tom Cruise as Lestat even though he plays the role perfectly . Other than that minor problem the movie is brilliant and very well made. Brad Pitt is lush as Louie.
"What do the damned really have to say to the damned"
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piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.
Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire bites!
Dave: That's freakin' awesome!
Dick: Yah, hurts like a bitch though
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A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.
1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.
2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."
2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
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A vampire weekend is one in which you are staying up late, throughout the night and either not sleeping at all or catching up on sleep during the day time. Basically you are more active at night then the day.
Dude our vampire weekend so much fun, but i'm going to sleep for a couple days
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