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A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral
He yodels like the Walmart kid
Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."
Other variations include:
"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!
Similar to a Walmart rat. Someone who could be defined as Walmart trash spends their time in a Walmart and loiters around there. Another definition for Walmart trash is a Walmart customer who looks shady or is doing weird or stupid things.
So basically, it means a lesser human being that dwells in Walmart.
I was at Walmart the other day buying some snacks, but then some Walmart trash came up to me and questioned my snack choices.
Someone who is extremely gross and petty
Damn, My side chick, she's a Walmart fish
Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun