Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol

It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!

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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.

Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!

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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.

You going to rainbow week man?

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Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

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vampy weeks

the lame way of saying vampire weekend

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck

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Sprout week

a daily upload challenge done by the youtuber sprouticide which started on december 1st,2021. but he failed to even complete the challenge 4 days in.

"do you think sprout week will ever return"
"there's no way in fucking hell it will"

mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title