Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol

It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!

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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.

Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!

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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.

You going to rainbow week man?

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Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

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vampy weeks

the lame way of saying vampire weekend

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck

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mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title

download week

the week at the end of the month when you use all of the unused data on your cell plan to download everything in existance, usualy followed by a delete weekend.

guy 1: dude why do you have so many shitty apps on your phone
guy 2: its download week and i still had like two gigs of data, i spent the subway ride downloading everything that looked mildly interesting
guy 1: oh, well your in for one hell of a delete weekend then