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1)To be seriously intoxicated by some sort of mind-altering substance, like alcohol, pills, dope, etc., and useless for anything as a result.
2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
1) I had WAY too much booze, and now I'm trashed and it's like, ho-lee shit, why is the floor moving?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?
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A phrase often employed during sexual relations, when said relations escalate to point calling for sexual intercourse, in which one of the members of the involved party has not hereto participated in.
This phrase can be employed by members of both genders, however it is particularly infamous when said by women.
This phrase's infamous nature is all the more notorious because it is known to abruptly end random sexual encounters or wheeling.
It is possible however that the virgin member of the party will want you to take their virginity. An extremely rare feat but a rather enjoyable one at that.
Male: I'm really turned on. Wanna fuck?
Female: I don't know...I'm a virgin...I don't want to lose it to a random guy.
Male: Aw man...
Male: Wanna fuck?
Female: I'm a virgin...but I want to lose it to you.
Male: I'd be more than willing to oblige.
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An amazing song by the amazing musician Jason Mraz.
Guy1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy2: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Guy1: Awesome.
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McDonald's has gone ghetto now. "I'm lovin' it" is their new catch phrase.
Yo, my brotha, Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it.
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A phrase often used to back pedal after you said something insulting, especially to a friend.
Example 1:
Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...
Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?
Girl 1: I'm kidding!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.
Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*
Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?
Girl 2: Oh okay!
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No you're not, dude don't lie!
"Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
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