your mam

In Yorkshire, we say mam for mum. It is almost always used like this: my mam. your mam/ his mam.

"Where did that come from?" "Yer mam."
"Who said you could behave like that in school?" "Yer mam."

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On your Mushroom

When a girl wants your penis. "Mushroom" is the head of the penis.

Usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.

Example #1-Friend

Jim- Dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
John- Man I know, its kinda scary.

Example #2-Your self

John- Shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
Jim- Did you let her get on your mushroom?
John-Yeaaa boy!

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your ruse

Something that is not appreciated.

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)

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Your mom

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

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your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

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your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

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for your consideration

Your cheap ass is watching a pirated DVD which was originally sent to the Oscar committee to be considered for nominations.

Why does it say "For your consideration" at the bottom of the screen? Not sure, I bought this DVD in a bathroom in chinatown.

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