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A “crusty” old dude is basically a man or even a woman- of whom has been apart of a subculture for many decades (sometimes only a short time too but considers themselves veterans of the subculture). The term comes from California surf/rock climbing culture in the 90’s.
A crusty old dude’s attitude is very sour now, worn out, bitter, resentful, nasty, irritable, embittered; living in the past and full of negativity for change and the subculture moving forward.
Instead of being the opposite and helping to be inspirational, motivating and conscious of helping grow the subculture or sport forward- they consistently give in (the easier way out) to being a “hater” or “KOOK” to the younger generations- putting their achievements down and repressing any way forward for them.
Turning into a crusty old dude- is literally like being a Jedi knight in your youth- turning into a crusty old worn out Sith Lord- that everyone in the community avoids- as their energy is dark and all they speak about is how bad things are, and “back in their day it was way better”.
They literally exhaust people out, by the way they hold them selves being crusty.
Dude; Hey! What happened to Darren?? Man he used to be a strong climber in his 30’s.
Other dude: oh man, he is all downhill. Super crusty at the sport. No one hangs out with him anymore he’s that much of a crusty old dude.
frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale
frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff
the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?
philip: nah that’s impossible
It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already
The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is
Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.
I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!
A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.
On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)
“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”