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A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
And old bitch preferably with a q tip head
And old man bitch
stfu you old Minch
Your such a old Minch
You crusty old Minch get out of my face you absolute spoon!!
The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.
A good looking guy with great manners. Always hase his phone with him.
An Olde has a perm.