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A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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When someone butt clugs a few too couple of drinks, and it needs to come out. A friend takes a plunger and and tries to pump out the liquid for your ass.
“Oh Damn Kelly. I drank too much! Would you mind Anal Plunger - ing my ass!! Thanks girl. BFFS for life.”
Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.
You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.
I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.
Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.
My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.
Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.
OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.