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pimp hand of god

my sexy ass boyfriend

he is one pimp hand of god.

by pimp hand of god! June 15, 2015

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

by Anon100101vfhseivbfhksvbfheuwv February 26, 2012

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Hand job ball

A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkΓ³) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G.

Hand Job Ball...Life count...touches...play

by H.J.B October 3, 2006

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Right Hand Bitch

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.

"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"

by Edinburghssuiteheart September 7, 2009

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

21πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


irish hand grenade

The act of having sex with your own cousin.

Jacob Conklin said "Fuck the cousin rule" and performed an irish hand grenade.

by The_Notorious_Dr_J September 5, 2008

68πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž