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When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown
Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?
Giving oral to someone with an uncircumcised penis.
Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/
When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
Sam was horny so he churning the butter
Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.
Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.
This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."
the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair
yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...