A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.
I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!
When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song
Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me
The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.
Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.
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1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.
2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.
Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!
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An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS
-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT
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The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.
- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.
- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.
- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.
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To insult someone, horrible come-back line, to tell some one to get away or get lost
Other person: "You are a loser!"
You: "Well yeah, go poop on a stick"
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