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Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
the state of being able to do something more efficiently and practically while intoxicated
i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead
When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.
“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”
When you might be a little drunk, and you slip and fall in the outhouse or bathroom stall, bit you bounce right back up again. Nobody saw you... But piss dust is the residue you can feel but maybe not see on your clothes. Only you know it's there
Also known as urine vapor or pee mist. Can be found around toilets and May cause your baseboard heat covers near your toilet to rot and rust
Damn, I slipped and fell in the porta potty and when I came out I was covered in piss dust!
When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so it is pointing out of the back (similar to the "goat" or silence of the lambs tucking), you then back up to a urinal, bow forward and piss out the back.
I was so drunk at the game last night that I decided to drop my pants to my ankles, turn around and do some back pissing in in the urinal.
Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”