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when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.
What my friends think I am :(
Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
2👍 1👎
When you get pissed beyond the point of no return and you have to be fireman carried to your mates bedroom by your mates sisters boyfriend
Tonight we’re not gonna get pissed we’re gonna get kenzie pissed
Chips from a chippie getting pissed on
When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today
Dude 2 That sucks.
The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
“They’re spilling nothing but the truth over here”
“Omg spilled rat piss”