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If you wife her up she may lick your arsehole. She loves cock and eats milk her dog nala squirted on her leg and she farted.
Simone N booty licker makes me happy!
A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.
Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!
A slender-legged woman who is endowed with a disproportionately larger bosom.
Hey Bro, You see Ed's new girlfriend? Her rack is amazing! She's all TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)!
When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"
This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.
When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.
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When you lose a fight and dont have anyone to blame so you Say “eu n-am masa”
Coaie m-a bătut ăla ca eu n-am masa
Made up Afrikaans slang meaning that you are beyond drunk and that you are going places.
The state in which you are more than drunk.
Luke: Yoh Lascelles! I am feeling dronk soos 'n konk.
Lascelles: Yoh same! DRONK SOOS 'N KONK!