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doing a plate job without the plate.
" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"
Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?
Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do
When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.
Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!
It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.
A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.