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When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.
The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.
A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!
This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.
"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island
"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick
Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"
A term that used to mean a job is supposed to be for people with no experience who are breaking into the respective industry.
Now it just means a job that pays jackshit but demands someone with mid or even senior levels of knowledge or experience.
"Entry-level job! We're looking for candidates to have 3-5 years of experience with a 4 year degree, do the job of 3 people! Paying $15/h"
Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.
Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.
A blow job with smooth side to side movement.
Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.
A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.
The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.
If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?