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a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas
Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.
Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.
Let me get a McPoop Two!
Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.
In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
Getting the best of two worlds.
Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.