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The state your hands are in after a wank
Post Wank Hands
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Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood
Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk
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Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.
Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.
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When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
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The dried remainder, after masterbation, on ones hand, inner thigh, stomach or any other part of the body, which was not completely cleaned off.
I was interupted while masterbating and later notice the Hand tossed crust on my wrist.
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A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.
She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.
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The P'way hand shake, is a sign given using three fingers on one hand in order to give an idea to another member of P'way that you would like to give that girl a P'way hand shake. The hand shake itself involves folding back the third finger with the thumb, thus creating the index and the middle finger together, with the little finger out on its on. This finger formation when giving the hand shake is then insterted into the young lady - 2 in the goo 1 in the poo style - and rattle arround.
I like that young lady, I'd give her a P'way hand shake.
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Is she a team member? - yes she was given the P'way hand shake last night.
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