Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food

Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

food we eat

to take a picture of exquisite food you are eating and photograph it then send a picture to tessa or libby

“food we eat that shit”

Too Stupid To Eat.

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.

Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!